Tweets

    nonjutsu:

    *In a Job Interview*

    Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo—

    Me:

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    Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel—

    me: 

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    Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha—

    me: 

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    Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!

    I don’t hate any race of people, and it pains me to wake up to other young people being misled to believe I do. I am for unity and equality.

    Iggy Azalea

    Me chief, you Indian. I speak, you listen.” - Iggy Azalea

    (via sad-queer)

    Piggy is actual trash. 

    (via whitepeoplestealingculture)

    indsie:

    u guys remember when mr krabs popped a huge molly?image

    (Source: indsie)

    kingsleyyy:

    No lunch for me today.

    I’m on a new diet called “I have five dollars until Friday.”

    ridge:

    i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

    tortillah:

    teacher: maybe we should move the test?

    me: image


    paradisalvisuals:

    beyhivee4ever:

    Beyonce and Nicki Minaj

    الحب


    rihenna:

    Rihanna’s outfits during New York Fashion Week 2014

    The world is most beautiful at 4 AM because people are asleep and nature is wide awake.
    this is beautiful (via caffheine)

    (Source: hedonistpoet)

    landorus:

    the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

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