We’re takers, gents. That’s what we do for a living. We take.
RIP Paul Walker
why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean
OH MY GOD
We’ve hit the 4th wall
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
- me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost