*In a Job Interview*
Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo—
Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel—
Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha—
Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!
No lunch for me today.
I’m on a new diet called “I have five dollars until Friday.”
i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure
teacher: maybe we should move the test?
Rihanna’s outfits during New York Fashion Week 2014
the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes