Tweets
    at a horror movie
    • bf: are you scared?
    • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

    (Source: dailymichaelbjordan)


    yojesus:

    snatchedweaves:

    jackballs:

    no:

    sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

    and sometimes she’s britney

    and sometimes she’s lindsay

    and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

    lizzy mcguire movie

    Who you calling cootie queen? You LINT LICKER
    A bitch who about that action  (via chanelofhouston)

    basementdemo:

    my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 


    (Source: realitytvbitch)

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